History instructor Keiran and his wifey are looking forth to having their stepson bring his fresh gf over to meet the parents. Unluckily for Keiran, his son-in-law's gf as a manipulative nubile stalker breezy by the name of Evelyn. Turns out that while she was Keiran's schoolgirl, she got to practice Keiran's hefty ol' pink cigar, and now she is using his son-in-law to get some more. Fearful that Evelyn's pink cigar-enthusiasm will ruin his family, he takes her to a spare apartment and humps her brains out one last time so that she keeps her throat shut.